What if people were ranked like websites?

Google came up with a way to rank websites based on a complicated algorithm. According to  the Wikipedia, it assigns a numerical factor with the purpose of “measuring” its relative importance.

What if we were assigned a number of our importance in the world, based on a complicated algorithm. What would the the criteria be?

Here are some suggestions:

• What are your charitable contributions?
• What is your carbon footprint?
• How many good karma points do you have?
• Do you eat healthy?
• Do you help others?
• Do you criticize others?
• Do you smoke?
• Do you drink until you pass out?
• Do you do drugs?
• Do you buy girl scout cookies?
• Do you get a long with your neighbors?
• Do you like America Idol?
• Do you watch cartoons even thought youdo not have kids?
• Do you know CPR?
• What is your IQ?
• Do you know who is buried in Grant’s Tomb?
• Do you follow the 10 commandments?
• Do you follow Ashton Kutcher on Twitter?
• Are you being followed by more people than follow you on Twitter?
• Do you have more spouses and ex spouses than children?
• How many friends you have on Facebook?

This is all in fun folks. But I was just wondering, what would your number of importance be (1 out of 10)? And what other criteria should we measure?